pleasurably watched the 1st episode of season 7 of The Walking Dead and besides having a heart attack, a rising blood pressure, and a nervous itching all over my body, I was in complete shock!
Negan. By far one of the most atrocious cold-blooded psychopaths ever created.
Played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan, who took quite the risk of becoming the most hated man on earth after this, Negan is a sick twisted fuck with psychotic tendencies and a very unsettling sense of humor, that rules his subordinates like a fierce king. No worries, no spoilers ahead. With his barbed-wire baseball bat, Lucille (so called after his dead wife), he bashes brains and loves it.
Once a loving family man and a school teacher seeking respect from his students, this relentless butcher is now preaching the ways of the new world to his group and captives while making a disturbing speech & madly swinging Lucille.
Who’s it gonna be?
“Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Catch a tiger by the toe.
If he hollers, let him go,
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.”
He’s powerful and loves playing wicked games, like a predator playing with its food, and the more you resist, the more he’ll want to introduce you to his hungry Lucille and you’ll “take it like a champ”.
This episode is a true masterpiece in its most evil sense. It scared me out of my wits!
If you haven’t watched it yet or did and crazy enough to watch it again, here are some helpful do’s and don’ts:
- By all means, bite your nails. They’ll grow back.
- Do not eat sushi during.
- Do not watch while children are sleeping in the next room. You might freak out and wanna express yourself.
- Watch it with The Walking Dead fanatics. It adds another layer to the fun.
- Talk about it after with them. It’s fun to analyze.
Any other suggestions? Feel free to add some in the comments below.