HEY, YOU GUYS! Was just introduced to Gastradamus, the blogger who friggin’ reinvented the concept of Hilarious! This guy’s absolutely brilliant and if you’re up for a great laugh, he’s your dude.
Thanks for making me laugh, Gassy Gas!
I’m not a stalker or anything, she just happened to work at the drive thru. McDonald’s is a great place to eat, but its rare when you have a physical attraction towards the brod who is taking your order and credit card.
“Welcome to McDonalds, May I take your order”, she asked?
Yes, I said. I’m going to have the Big Mac and a Quarter Pounder. . .
I paused for a moment so she could comprehend the beginning of my order, because I’m a kind and caring person who is full of compassion and patience, Not to mention, I didn’t want her to fuck it up.
“OK”, she said…
“I’m also going to have a small fries and a medium coke, and that will be it, I finished.
“And will that conclude your order”?, she asked.
I had just told this lady that my order was finished, but maybe…
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