HEY, YOU GUYS! Was just introduced to Gastradamus, the blogger who friggin’ reinvented the concept of Hilarious! This guy’s absolutely brilliant and if you’re up for a great laugh, he’s your dude.
Thanks for making me laugh, Gassy Gas!
I’m not a stalker or anything, she just happened to work at the drive thru. McDonald’s is a great place to eat, but its rare when you have a physical attraction towards the brod who is taking your order and credit card.
“Welcome to McDonalds, May I take your order”, she asked?
Yes, I said. I’m going to have the Big Mac and a Quarter Pounder. . .
I paused for a moment so she could comprehend the beginning of my order, because I’m a kind and caring person who is full of compassion and patience, Not to mention, I didn’t want her to fuck it up.
“OK”, she said…
“I’m also going to have a small fries and a medium coke, and that will be it, I finished.
“And will that conclude your order”?, she asked.
I had just told this lady that my order was finished, but maybe…
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There’s a follow up, check it out
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Awesome!! Heading right over to read. Did you see how much love the first one got?
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I did, thanks for spreading the Gastradamus love. Hope you like the sequel and I hope my story brought you some blogging traffic. You can repost it if you think its worthy
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Report it? Not sure I know how, LOL. Will figure it out.
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I meant repost
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Lol, slight difference. No problem 🙂
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https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-Jd7BUE7cpudGstZDV6UElYT2s/view
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Oh man!
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Glad you liked it, would love your thoughts on infant rice
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Haha, yep 🙂
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I made a follow up, would love your feedback gorgeous
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Thanks for the reblog, very kind of you. I hope your followers like it and we love Paul S at Gastradamus. If you liked this one, than you’ll love the others. Infant rice is the latest
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Paul S is great, I agree 🙂 Will check Infant Rice up right away. Told others about your blog too, friends and family, I mean. People I thought who’ll dig your humor. Keep up the awesome stories!
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I should have seen it coming but that ending killed me… I’m lovin’ it!
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Right? There’s an excellent punch there in the end. Super funny :-))
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I felt a little bit sorry for Ronald. We’ve all been there!
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He seems to be taking it very well, though 🙂
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Check out the sequel called a few more good fries it’s at my blog Gastradamus
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